Midsomer Murders1997

[last lines]

DCI Tom Barnaby:
So Bella's *not* going to throw herself into Lake Splendour then.

Sergeant Dan Scott:
Huh.

Benbow:
What?

Sergeant Dan Scott:
Like, uh, what's-her-name. [nods at pub sign] Jumping in the lake after her fianc?.

Benbow:
[laughs] Who told you that?

Sergeant Dan Scott:
Michael Bannerman.

Benbow:
He was having you on. Girly never chucked herself into the lake. The old knight come back from the crusades. He goes straight to the manor, and there he sees *her* pleasuring his brother. So, he drags her from the bed, kills his brother stone dead, and then chucks girly into the lake.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
Now that's what I call a happy ending