Mind Your Language1977

Jeremy Brown:
[Mr Brown is talking to the class about everyday things they should know how to say and do] Ali, where would you go to get some aspirin?

Ali Nadim:
The Tandoori Takeaway.

Jeremy Brown:
What?

Ali Nadim:
My jolly good friend who works there always has plenty aspirin.

Jeremy Brown:
No, where would you *buy* aspirin?

Ali Nadim:
Why would I be buying aspirin, when I can get it from my jolly good friend for free?

Jeremy Brown:
All right, where would you go if the Tandoori Takeaway was closed?

Ali Nadim:
Oh, blimey! The Taj Mahal Curryhouse

Jamila Ranjha:
White Chemist!

Jeremy Brown:
[Ali leaves his seat and begins to walk out of the classroom] Where are you going?

Ali Nadim:
To buy aspirin.

Jeremy Brown:
I thought you said you didn't have a headache?

Ali Nadim:
Oh blimey! I do now!