MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Keith the Southwood Carpenter:
[has just assembled a record player from bomb parts] This record player was made from left over parts, Your Majesties.

King Friday XIII:
Just what our school needs, Mr. David. May we express our royal appreciation to you.

Keith the Southwood Carpenter:
It's fun for me to make things like this.

King Friday XIII:
How many pieces did it take to make?

Keith the Southwood Carpenter:
A hundred.

King Friday XIII:
And, Handyman Negri, how many pieces do we have left from our factory order?

Handyman Negri:
About 100,000, sir.

King Friday XIII:
That means we could make about 1,000 record players, if Mr. David were willing to supervise the work.

Keith the Southwood Carpenter:
That's true, but why would you need so many, Your Majesty?

King Friday XIII:
I'd like to give one to every school in the world.