MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Lady Aberlin:
Are these carrots?

Elsie Jean Platypus:
Yes, but I thought you could help me decide where they might look best.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
You'll never win with carrots.

Lady Aberlin:
That sounds like Lady Elaine.

Elsie Jean Platypus:
Yes, it is. She does not like my carrots.

Lady Aberlin:
I wonder why.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
I'll tell you why, toots.

[Appears wearing a blanket over her head]

Lady Aberlin:
Is that you, Lady Elaine?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
It is I, and my head covering.

Elsie Jean Platypus:
But why are you covering your head?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
So nobody will see my carrot. I mean, my nose!