Mister Ed1958
Wilbur Post:
Now, let me think. What else could I put in that box?
[Wilbur's face lights up and he looks directly at Mr. Ed]
Mister Ed:
Forget it! You're not measuring me for any box.
Wilbur Post:
Of course, instead of swords, I'll use spears. I'll get a special box made.
Mister Ed:
Yeah, with six handles so they can carry me out.
Wilbur Post:
You'll be fine, Ed. This is the way it works: you get in the box, and I stick the spears through...
Mister Ed:
And there I am: shishkebob!
Wilbur Post:
You'll be all right. I'll hire a special carpenter to make the box, see? Everything down will be measured to the fraction of an inch. You'll be as safe as...
Mister Ed:
Sitting on a deck chair on the Titanic!
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