Mister Ed1958

Mister Ed:
Be kind to me, Wilbur. I just lost the love of my life.

Wilbur Post:
If Carol sees all this, you're gonna lose your owner!

Mister Ed:
I'm sorry about all this. I only took all this furniture from your house because I wanted to impress Penelope, but I guess I goofed.

Wilbur Post:
Never mind that. What am I going to tell Carol when she sees all of her new living room furniture here in your stall?

Mister Ed:
Tell her the truth. Tell her I did this.

Wilbur Post:
Oh, fine! I tell her that and I'll spend the rest of my life on the couch. The pscyhiatrist's couch in the local loony bin!