Modern Family

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Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second… more »



Claire Dunphy:
What was I thinking? I just get drunk and I bring a baby into the world?

Phil Dunphy:
That would be four-for-four.

Claire Dunphy:
Phil!

Phil Dunphy:
Don't panic. You haven't donated anything yet. What are the chances your eggs even work? What are the chances I never said that?

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