Modern Family2009

Phil Dunphy:
Look, your whole life my job is to protect you, the job I kinda love. And I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement. I just needed to find you and make sure you were okay... For as long as I still get to do that.

Haley Dunphy:
Ugh... I just like you. It pisses me off when you say something sweet... I'm not leaving until the fall.

Phil Dunphy:
Maybe by then I could figure out how to put a forcefield around you... been working on that one since the first time I tried to fasten you onto your car seat. I pinched your chunky little thigh.

Haley Dunphy:
Aww... you know you basically just called me fat.