Modern Family2009

Claire Dunphy:
Phil, where are you, honey? I need to talk to you. Do you know what our daughter did?

Phil Dunphy:
[trying to cover up Alex's stupor] Nothing. She's fine. She's reading.

Claire Dunphy:
No, not her. Haley. Haley, come over here. I wanna talk to you.

Phil Dunphy:
There she is! Not a scratch on her.

Claire Dunphy:
You have something you wanna say to us?

Haley Dunphy:
Uh...

Claire Dunphy:
Mmm... let me help you out here. Fake IDs?

Phil Dunphy:
What?

Claire Dunphy:
Mm-hmm. Haley tried to get her and her friends some fake IDs.

Haley Dunphy:
I wasn't going to use them for drinking. We just wanted to get into this club to see a band.

Claire Dunphy:
She took a bunch of money from them, and then she lost it.

Phil Dunphy:
How much?

Alex Dunphy:
[slurring] $900.

Phil Dunphy, Claire Dunphy:
You're kidding me!/Oh my god!

Haley Dunphy:
It's not my fault! I gave the money to this guy. He's the one who ripped us off.

Claire Dunphy:
[to Luke] What happened to your face?

Luke Dunphy:
Oh. I ran into a door.

Phil Dunphy:
Yeah.

Claire Dunphy:
What happened to your face?

Luke Dunphy:
Dad hit me.

Phil Dunphy:
It was an accident. I was trying to open up a Band-Aid.

Claire Dunphy:
Phil!