Modern Family2009

Cameron Tucker:
Stop talking. I just need some time for this wound to become a scar.

Mitchell Pritchett:
I'm sorry I got Claire involved, but - and this is not a criticism - but sometimes you can be a little sensitive about your appearance.

Cameron Tucker:
Well, this *is* a criticism. Sometimes, you can be insensitive about everything.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Oh, my... I just... Cam, I just feel like our relationship's strong enough to survive a little candor. I mean... look, you could tell me if there's something about me you'd like to change.

Cameron Tucker:
[without missing a beat] I hate your beard.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Wow. Well, you had that bullet in the chamber.