Modern Family

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Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second… more »



Mitchell Pritchett:
You know, Mom's in town.

Jay Pritchett:
Your mom?

Mitchell Pritchett:
No. No, your mom. She's back from the grave. Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad.

Jay Pritchett:
My mom would be less scary.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding, and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone.

Jay Pritchett:
Still her little errand boy, I see.

Mitchell Pritchett:
No... why does everyone keep saying... No! I... I'm just trying to piece this family back together. So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?

Jay Pritchett:
Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years. She's still furious with your mother, which is why I'm not talking to you.

Mitchell Pritchett:
What did I do?

Jay Pritchett:
This conversation never took place.

Mitchell Pritchett:
What? That's not very nice. I drove all the way here.

Jay Pritchett:
No, you didn't. You were never here. In fact, you never even called.

Mitchell Pritchett:
I would have called, but I thought it would be better to talk about... what's happening here?

Jay Pritchett:
Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us, but Gloria would never forgive me if I pulled a fast one on her. That's why *you're* going to pull a fast one on her, and I'm not going to like it one bit.

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