Modern Family2009

Manny Delgado:
I don't see why you're so excited about this restaurant.

Jay Pritchett:
It took me six weeks to get this reservation. They're supposed to have this Australian beef that's supposed to be great.

Manny Delgado:
That can't be great for your heart health.

Jay Pritchett:
They feed it nothing but alfalfa, barley and red wine, and the chef makes each cut himself, just for me.

Manny Delgado:
Won't the wine make the cow drunk?

Jay Pritchett:
It's not The Far Side, the cow's not driving anywhere.