Monarch of the Glen2000

[first lines]

Archie:
Now, you will tell Lizzie that I'm sorry I can't be there, but what with everything I have...

Molly:
I'm sure she'll understand. I'll give you a call as soon as I've any news.

Archie:
Right.

Kilwillie:
Good trip, Molly; bring back a bucking son and heir.

Molly:
I'll try.

[to Hector]

Molly:
Oh darling, are you absolutely sure you won't come?

Hector:
Childbirth's not really my bag, darling, all that yelling and thrashing about.

Molly:
I'll give you a call as soon as we get to London.

Hector:
I expect a full report: height, weight, condition of teeth, and so on.

Lexie:
I don't think a newborn baby's supposed to have any teeth.

Hector:
I mean the father. Find out when the bounder's going to make an honest woman of my daughter.