ROH: Final Battle 20032004

Chris Lovey:
One thing about Samoa Joe is he wants to embarass the Briscoes in this feud because he feels as ROH World Champion it is embarrassing for him to lose and he lost to Mark Briscoe, he was pinned by Mark Briscoe and there you see Jay, that happened in Fairfield, Connecticut, that's what got Mark this title shot, of course, Samoa Joe has already defended the title against Jay Briscoe and that happened at Tradition Continues on October 16th, Joe thought he was gonna embarass Jay Briscoe in that match but Jay stood toe to toe with him, then, of course, Joe choked out Mark Briscoe after that match at Tradition Continues teaching Mark a lesson that it was 11/1, Main Event Spectacles, the set-up by the Briscoes and Cornette but it ended on a poor note, as far as Cornette and the Briscoes as Joe took out Cornette in the locker room. Cornette has not been seen since and that led into this tag match and what you're looking at, too, is Mark, at just 18 years old, could be a double champion, the first ever double champion in ROH history if he wins this match.

C.M. Punk:
That was the longest run-on sentence I've ever heard in my entire life. Did you even take a breath in between words there?