Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Chief Superintendent Lookout:
[Inspector Tiger has been murdered] This house is surrounded. I must ask that no-one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

Lady Velloper:
Lookout?

Chief Superintendent Lookout:
[jumps] What, where? Oh, me, Lookout. Lookout of the Yard.

Lady Velloper:
Why, what would we see?

Chief Superintendent Lookout:
I'm sorry?

Lady Velloper:
What would we see if we look out of the yard?

Chief Superintendent Lookout:
...I'm afraid I don't follow that at all. Aha. The body. So the murderer must be somebody in this room. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one. [starts laughing] Lookout of the Yard! Very good. Right, now we'll reconstruct the crime. I'll sit down here. Constable, you turn off the lights. [lights out] Good. Now then, there was a scream, aaahhhhhhhhhh! Then just before the lights went up, there was a shot. [a shot, lights on. Lookout has an arrow through his neck, poison in his lap, and bullet in his head]

Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer:
All right... all right, the house is surrounded and nobody leave the room and all the rest of it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Assistnat Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer.

All:
Theresamanbehindyer?

Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer:
Ah, you're not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right, let's reconstruct the crime. Constable, you be Inspector Tiger.

Policeman:
Right, sir. Nobody leave the room ask shall. Somebody I leave nobody in the room body shall. Take the tablets Tigerbody. [clapping from the others] Alself me to myduce introlow left body in the roomself.

Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer:
Good, very good. Just sit down there. Right, now we'll pretend the lights have gone out. Constable, you scream. [constable screams] Somebody shoots you... [shoots constable point-blank] and the door opens...

Chief Constable Fire:
Nobody move. I'm Chief Constable Fire.

All:
Fire?

Chief Constable Fire:
[jumps] Where? Where?