Monty Python's Flying Circus

     

Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Director: Ian MacNaughton
Genre: Comedy
And now for something completely different -- and how. The brainy members of the Python troupe present sketches from the absurd to the obscure, and milk humor out of anything they come across. Just mention the "Dead Parrot" sketch, the &qu… more »


Second Assistant:
There's a 'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'.

Porn Shop Customer:
Yes...

Second Assistant:
Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa: The Spanking Nun'.

Porn Shop Customer:
Mmmm, I see. You don't have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall?

Second Assistant:
No, I'm afraid not, sir.

Porn Shop Customer:
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss's 'Devonshire Country Churches'.

Second Assistant:
Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'?

Porn Shop Customer:
No, not really. I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English church architecture?

Second Assistant:
No, it's not really our line, sir.

Porn Shop Customer:
No, I see. Well, never mind I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and trade in these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.

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