Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Second Assistant:
There's a 'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'.

Porn Shop Customer:
Yes...

Second Assistant:
Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa: The Spanking Nun'.

Porn Shop Customer:
Mmmm, I see. You don't have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall?

Second Assistant:
No, I'm afraid not, sir.

Porn Shop Customer:
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss's 'Devonshire Country Churches'.

Second Assistant:
Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'?

Porn Shop Customer:
No, not really. I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English church architecture?

Second Assistant:
No, it's not really our line, sir.

Porn Shop Customer:
No, I see. Well, never mind I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and trade in these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.