Monty Python's Flying Circus1969
Director: Ian MacNaughton
Genre: Comedy
Genre: Comedy
And now for something completely different -- and how. The brainy members of the Python troupe present sketches from the absurd to the obscure, and milk humor out of anything they come across. Just mention the "Dead Parrot" sketch, the &qu… more »
Mortician:
We can bury her or burn her.
Bereaved:
Oh, well which do you recommend?
Mortician:
Well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead - but quick. Then we give you a hand full of ashes, which you can pretend were her. Or if we bury her, she gets eaten up by a bunch of weevils and nasty maggots, which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead.
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