Mork & Mindy1978

Mork:
On Earth, babies aren't grown in test tubes, they're grown in something wonderful called a mother.

Orson:
That's the old fashioned way, Mork. 80 bleems ago a few of us did it up here too, as part of a nostalgia craze.

Mork:
Sometimes I think the old ways are the best ways, Orson.

Orson:
Nap, nap, our method is much more efficient.

Mork:
Orson, when you were a baby, don't you remember being held and cuddled, taken for walks?

Orson:
Magnavac26 did that.

Mork:
But on Earth a mother does it. And she does all sorts of other nice things for her children for her entire life. Oh it's a warm and wonderful thing.

Orson:
How much does she get paid?

Mork:
Nothing.

Orson:
Is it because her work is considered of no real value?

Mork:
No, because it's considered priceless.