Mulberry1992

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Mulberry:
Here you are. Look at it in the light. Looks even worse out here than it did inside and that's saying something.

Miss Farnaby:
Look, it's my dress, and I chose it.

Mulberry:
I wouldn't be seen dead in it.

Miss Farnaby:
I'm not asking you to wear it.

Mulberry:
Here, that's the one you should have got. [pointing to bright blue sequinned dress] You'd look great in that.

Miss Farnaby:
I'd look like a French brothel-keeper in that.

Mulberry:
You'd look lovely in that. Better than this monstrosity. This looks like something you camouflage tanks with.

Miss Farnaby:
Camouflage is green; this is dusky pink.

Mulberry:
And shapeless. This looks like a child's drawing of a dress.

Miss Farnaby:
Do you remember Anthony Seale in 'The Four Feathers'?

Mulberry:
Yes, he had to pretend he was dumb, didn't he?

Miss Farnaby:
Point taken?