Mulberry1992

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Mulberry:
Well, I don't know why Miss Farnaby would order so much wine. You hardly ever see her drinking it.

Bert:
Ah, well, no, that's what's called laying down, you see, for the future.

Mulberry:
Oh, I see. Ho, just a minute. There's ten bottles in this case; there should be twelve.

Bert:
Bloody decimalization. That's your modern vintner for you. I'll get on to him about this.

Mulberry:
Oh, you've got quite enough to do, Bert. I'll get on to him.

Bert:
No, no, I'll do it.

Mulberry:
I should check your case; make sure there are twelve bottles in there.

Bert:
There are.

Mulberry:
How do you know?

Bert:
I can tell by the weight.

Mulberry:
Oh. Years of practice, eh.