Murder Must Advertise1973

Dian de Momerie:
[to an unseen Wimsey] I hate you!

Lord Peter Wimsey:
[Up in a tree in costume] Then you're on the high road to loving me, which is only natural. We needs must love the highest when we see it. Can you see me?

Dian de Momerie:
Not very well.

Dian de Momerie:
[With a seductive tone] Come down, Harlequin. I wish you to come down. If you came down, I could see you better.

Lord Peter Wimsey:
And love me better perhaps?

Dian de Momerie:
Perhaps.

Lord Peter Wimsey:
Then I'm safer where I am, knowing what happens to your lovers.

Dian de Momerie:
Come down, Harlequin, and I'll show you how to get a kick out of life. [She laughs]

Lord Peter Wimsey:
[Jumping off the back of the tree to the ground unseen] Well?

Dian de Momerie:
[Somewat seductively] Will I do?

Lord Peter Wimsey:
For what?

Dian de Momerie:
For you.

Lord Peter Wimsey:
And what are you good for me?

Lord Peter Wimsey:
I'm beautiful.

Lord Peter Wimsey:
Not as beautiful as you were, and in five years time you will be ugly.

Dian de Momerie:
I wouldn't want you for five years.

Lord Peter Wimsey:
And I wouldn't want you for five minutes.