Murdoch Mysteries2008

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Trainer:
Yours, man, he's all yours. You have to think.

Constable Henry Higgins:
I'd place a bet on George Dixon, if I were you, Jackson.

Constable Slugger Jackson:
It's illegal, Henry, we're constables.

Constable Henry Higgins:
We are off-duty constables.

Constable Slugger Jackson:
Even so, I'd rather enjoy the fight unfettered.

Constable Henry Higgins:
Okay, but Little Chocolate is sure to win; he's pound for pound the finest fighter there is. He's Canadian, no less. It's almost unpatriotic not to bet.

Constable Slugger Jackson:
Then why don't *you* bet on him, Henry.

Constable Henry Higgins:
Don't have any more money on me.

Constable Slugger Jackson:
[laughs] What a surprise.

Constable Henry Higgins:
I gave it all to George for the Inspector's bachelor party.

Constable Slugger Jackson:
That is not an excuse; I contributed too.

Constable Henry Higgins:
I doubt Inspector Murdoch even wants a bachelor party.