My Boys2006

[Brendan's been bringing inconsiderate girls into PJ's apartment]

Brendan Dorff:
[to Bobby] You're cranky. Somethin' up, buttercup?

Bobby Newman:
Uh, yeah, it kind of is. A stranger used my toothbrush.

Brendan Dorff:
It's a GUEST toothbrush, all right? You're a guest, too.

P.J. Franklin:
"Guest toothbrush?"

Brendan Dorff:
It's a thing.

Kenny Morittori:
No.

Stephanie Layne:
No, it's not.

Brendan Dorff:
Whatever, dude. You used the last of the milk.

Bobby Newman:
MY milk!

Brendan Dorff:
In my fridge!

P.J. Franklin:
Actually...

Brendan Dorff:
Fine. Fine. OUR fridge, but, I mean, the point is I gotta deal with your stuff, too, like your computer goin' "slammity-slam" early in the morning.

Bobby Newman:
First of all, no computer goes "slammity-slam" - that's a fact - and secondly, noon is not early in the morning!