My Boys2006

Brendan Dorff:
Ah, my friend said you were datin' Mike Fontenot.

Connie:
Oh, I am.

Brendan Dorff:
What?

Connie:
Yeah.

Brendan Dorff:
Really?

Connie:
Mm-hm.

Brendan Dorff:
Then what the hell you doin' with me?

Connie:
Mike's always, like, baseball this and baseball that, so the easiest way to get his attention is to make him jealous.

Brendan Dorff:
No, Connie, I don't think I want any part of that.

Connie:
Oh, too late. I already told him we slept together.

Brendan Dorff:
What? That's totally insane. Why would you do that?

Connie:
I told you. I like to make him jealous, so let's go make out behind home plate.