My Family2000

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Ben Harper:
Of course the key question is: have you ever had any actual experience as a dental assistant?

James:
Three years at UCH, two years at Guy's. It's all on the CV.

Ben Harper:
What about any interesting facts that didn't quite make it to your little CV?

James:
Excuse me?

Ben Harper:
Any quirks or habits, huh? Do you suddenly burst out singing whenever there's a song in your heart? Or forget to come to work because your chakra's out of line, or perhaps you're into puppetry, hnh? Give little shows in the waiting room with the dentures as my last assistant did?