My Hero2000

[first lines]

George:
[George enters carrying several statuettes] I'm back.

Janet:
So, did you win anything?

George:
Six bravery awards, Janet, including top life-saver, best crowd rescue, and least scared in an exploding dairy situation.

Janet:
Another clean sweep, then.

George:
Uh, not quite. When it came to most daring single rescue, they gave it to a snotty eight-year-old who rescued his dad from the jaws of a crocodile.

Janet:
Oh, well, sounds as if he deserved it.

George:
Ah, he was nothing but a big cry-baby; at least he was when I took the award off him.

George:
Come on, it's easy for you to be brave, George. You're indestructible; you've got nothing to fear.

George:
I'm not that keen on showers.

Janet:
After we saw 'Psycho'?

George:
No, after I walked in on Arnie and Mrs Raven.