My Hero2000

[first lines]

[the alarm clock goes off and George smashes it to bits]

Janet:
George!

George:
Sorry, Janet. Can't control my super-strength while I'm sleeping.

Janet:
Maybe we should switch sides.

George:
We can't. That's your side. It's traditional. Like the alarm going off at 7:49, and at 7:52 me making you a cup of tea, boiled by my thermo-breath to exactly one hundred degrees.

Janet:
Yes, and at 7:53 the roof of my mouth melting. George, do you think we're getting too routine and predictable?

George:
No, not at all. And I wish you wouldn't keep saying that every fifth Tuesday.

Janet:
We are; we're in a rut; we're boring.