My Hero2000

[last lines]

George:
What a day.

Janet:
Mmm, thirty-five ice ages in ten hours is quite a day.

George:
Too far one way, then too far the other. It was like being in the shower.

Janet:
But it's OK now?

George:
Of course. Now, can I make the earth move just for you?

Janet:
Not if you use that old line you can't. [goes to the window to close it] George, why are there five moons?

George:
Oh. I thought it would be better for everybody if I moved us to another galaxy altogether. I've worked it out: it means no more global warming, no need for an ozone layer, and guaranteed harmony with nature.

Janet:
Well, brilliant.

George:
Oh, except for the five-foot moths.