My Hero2000

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Man Selling Car:
You'll, um... you'll find it's not a bad set of wheels.

George:
No, and I like the rest of the car as well. By the way, you shouldn't be embarrassed about the price; it seems fair enough to me.

Man Selling Car:
Embarrassed?

George:
Fifteen hundred, ono!

Man Selling Car:
Actually that means: or nearest offer.

George:
Of course. Well, I suppose the nearest offer I could make would be fifteen hundred and one. Would that be okay?

Man Selling Car:
Well, um, I wouldn't mind something a bit *less* near.

George:
Fifteen hundred and twenty? [pause] Fifteen hundred and fifty? [long pause] Sixteen hundred. That's all I've got.

Man Selling Car:
Done.

George:
Great. I've never bought a car before.

Man Selling Car:
You don't say.