My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Twilight Sparkle:
[Twilight begins her speech after straightening her notecards] Welcome everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to...

Rainbow Dash:
[bursting onto the podium] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome. [squeals the last two words]

Twilight Sparkle:
[pushes her out of the way] Exactly. And...

Pinkie Pie:
[interrupting] This week, I get to run SugarCube Corner for the first time.

Twilight Sparkle:
What does that have to do with Applejack?

Pinkie Pie:
[pause] OH! Applejack, one of the best bakers *ever*, is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

Twilight Sparkle:
Oh-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter...

Fluttershy:
Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle:
-rupted.

Fluttershy:
Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping *me* this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.

Twilight Sparkle:
Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [sees the Mayor standing near her, smiling, waiting to speak] UGH! Never mind! [she throws her papers in the air]