My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Diamond Tiara:
Alright, listen up. The Foal Free Press is a *joke*.

Students:
Huh?

Diamond Tiara:
Nopony at this school takes it seriously. Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am going to deliver us to new found glory! [pause]

Truffle Shuffle:
[from the back of the classroom] Yay!

Diamond Tiara:
First things first. Where's the staff photographer? Get out there and document *everything*. *I'll* decide what's important. The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news and interesting thinkpieces. No more Namby-Pamby stories like last year's editor.

Ruby Pinch:
But Namby-Pamby was a great editor.

Diamond Tiara:
Well, there's a new regime now, and I want juicy stories, the juicier the better! Now get out there and report!