My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Matilda:
Oh, there are so many things I'm forgetting. I hope Cranky remembers to tell the musicians. Oh, oh, I'll never get my mane done in time!

Spa Pony:
You must relax, my dear. We can handle anything. We once did a pony's hair during the ceremony.

Steven Magnet:
Oh, it's true! It's true! They really are the best! Matilda, I've just got to say, I already feel like we're family. [lowers a big scaly hand to Matilda, who responds by touching it with a hoofshake]

Matilda:
You do?

Steven Magnet:
Of course! I'm Steven Magnet, Cranky's best beast!

Matilda:
You're Steven Magnet?

Steven Magnet:
Well, what'd you expect, a bug bear? I've known Cranky *forever*! Surely he must have told you about the time he saved me from... Flashfreeze Lake.

Matilda:
You're Steven Magnet?

Steven Magnet:
Oh, I know, I know! Typical Cranky to leave out minor details, like the fact that I'm, you know, a sea monster, right? [laughs] I just love that old burro.

Matilda:
I'm sorry, Steven. I guess I assumed you were a pony. And I had no idea you had such adventures together.

Steven Magnet:
Oh, honey! You don't know the half of it, but let me tell you something: in all that we've been through together, the only thing he ever cared about, was finding you. [gives her a light poke on the nose]

Matilda:
Really?

Steven Magnet:
Well, that and a baldness cure. [giggles]

Matilda:
He is the sweetest thing, isn't he? All the stress I've put myself through. All the stress I put him through! The only thing that matters is that we're together. The wedding isn't the important thing, the marriage is.

Steven Magnet:
[laughs] Oh, my goodness gracious! If you believe that, I have got a bridge to sell you! All these ponies traveling to Ponyville, putting on uncomfortable clothes, sitting through a long ceremony... you think any of them care about the marriage? Honey, the wedding is *everything*! [Matilda looks very nervous and her teeth chatter]