My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Twilight Sparkle:
Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony.

Fluttershy:
[brainwashed to be cruel] Aw, boo hoo hoo! Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right?

Twilight Sparkle:
Uh...

Fluttershy:
Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one. [slaps Twilight with her tail]

Twilight Sparkle:
What is happening to my friends?

Applejack:
[laughing; brainwashed to compulsively lie]

Pinkie Pie:
[brainwashed to be cynical and mistrusting] And what are you laughing at?

Applejack:
[puts on a bad, scrunched-up poker face] Chocolate milk.

Rarity:
[holding a large rock she thinks is a diamond on her back] Little help here! [Twilight comes over and holds it instead] Thanks, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle:
You're welcome...

Rarity:
But don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live.