My Name Is Earl2005

Randy Hickey:
Hey Earl.

Earl Hickey:
Hey Randy.

Randy Hickey:
If you could be any kind of animal in the whole world, what animal would you be?

Earl Hickey:
A dog. I think I'd be a dog.

Randy Hickey:
How come?

Earl Hickey:
'cause I like living inside and sitting on couches and most people let their dog live inside and sit on couches.

Randy Hickey:
How about a cat? People let their cat live inside and sit on couches.

Earl Hickey:
I'm allergic to cats. I wouldn't wanna go around and make myself sneeze.

Randy Hickey:
Yeah.

Earl Hickey:
Why? What kind of animal would you be if you could be any animal in the whole world?

Randy Hickey:
I was gonna say monkey but you make a good point about the couch.