My Name Is Earl

     

My Name Is Earl2005

Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life as a bully and a low-rent crook, but he wins a lottery and has an epiphany: He will turn his good fortune into a life-changing event, as he sets out to right all the wrongs from his past… more »


[Amazon trucker Sissy mounts comatose Earl and puts his hands on her breasts, not knowing she's being peeped on]

Sissy:
So where were we, lover?

Catalina:
Oh, snap!

Joy Turner:
[to Catalina] Oh, hell no. You are not gonna try to steal that.

Randy Hickey:
[breaks in] Get yo' b*obs off my brother!

Sissy:
Please don't take him from me. God left him to me on the front of my truck. He usually just leaves me bugs and birds. Anyway, you can't take him from me. We already exchanged vows.

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