My Name Is Earl2005

Earl:
[voiceover] Most mornings I'll wake up thinking about my list. But sometimes I have more important things on my mind. Like court.

Randy:
[looking at a walnut between his thumb and forefinger] I'm gonna ask the judge to smash this walnut with his judge hammer. I bet it explodes like a Death Star!

Earl:
You might be disappointed Randy. Like when you got that tow truck driver to drag your pumpkin.

Randy:
He drove off before I could get the wig on it!

Randy:
[in court] Should I ask him now, Earl? I saw a guy with back there with pistachios [sic] and I don't want him to go before me!

Earl:
Well I don't think he's here to get 'em cracked, Randy.