My Name Is Earl

     

My Name Is Earl2005

Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life as a bully and a low-rent crook, but he wins a lottery and has an epiphany: He will turn his good fortune into a life-changing event, as he sets out to right all the wrongs from his past… more »


Chubby:
[smelling one of his female employees at Club Chubby before turning to Earl] You wanna smell it? Go on, smell it!

Earl:
[Earl sniffs] Nice! Vanilla.

Chubby:
Yeah.

[Randy tries to sniff but is restrained by Chubby, who clenches Randy's chin]

Chubby:
Not you!

Randy:
[through pursued lips] But I love vanilla! It's my third favourite flavour!

Chubby:
Alright. Just a whiff.

[Chubby drags Randy towards female employee by his chin then releases him]

Randy:
[satisfied] It smells like a cupcake with boobies.

Chubby:
[pulls a gun on Randy] Open up! This is a real classy joint. And I don't wanna ever hear boobies around here. Got that?

Randy:
[paralysed with fear] Uh-huh!

Chubby:
[shoots Randy, revealing the gun to be a water pistol full of alcohol] Vodka!

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