My Name Is Earl2005

Carl Hickey:
[Turning toward Earl] Woa, ho, ho, there she is! If your mother thinks she's the only one with sexual options she is mistaken.

Earl Hickey:
Uh, once again, Dad, I gotta say I'm a little conflicted about this.

Brenda the Bank Teller:
Next!

Carl Hickey:
Hello Brenda! [Smiling with anticipation]

Brenda the Bank Teller:
[Flirting] Carl. I like your shirt!

Carl Hickey:
Well, according to you on numerous occasions this color brings out the BLUE in my eyes! [Flirting] [Turns around to wink at Earl]

Brenda the Bank Teller:
Makes 'em sparkle! [Both Brenda and Carl are chuckling as Carl turns back toward Brenda]

Brenda the Bank Teller:
What can I do for you today?

Carl Hickey:
[Stalling] Today... Today I'd like to open a separate account. One that will be separate from my wife. Perhaps one that I can use to pay for dinner two at Casa de Mason with somebody that likes blue eyes.

Earl Hickey:
[Looking at Earl another tell calls out: Next!] [Earl turns to the man behind him] Oh you, you, you can go on I'm just watching my dad trying to get laid.

Brenda the Bank Teller:
Look, uh, I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message. But I was just trying to be nice. It's just customer service.

Carl Hickey:
[pauses to hear the next teller flirt with another customer] So, just to be clear. Your not interested in having sexual relations with me?

Brenda the Bank Teller:
No.

Carl Hickey:
[Pausing] I'd like to close my account, please.