My Name Is Earl

     

My Name Is Earl2005

Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life as a bully and a low-rent crook, but he wins a lottery and has an epiphany: He will turn his good fortune into a life-changing event, as he sets out to right all the wrongs from his past… more »


Earl Hickey:
[Earl Narrates] Our first stop was a disaster. But dad assured me that the bank teller wasn't the only woman in town who flirted with him.

Diana:
Next!

Carl Hickey:
[Smiling] Hello, Diane!

Diana:
[Grinning Big] There's my Carl.

Carl Hickey:
[Placing both hands on counter] I'd like a box of your largest condoms. Ribbed for her pleasure. And when I say her, I might just be talking about you.

Diana:
[Gives Carl a round-house slap in the face that spins him around] Ugh!

Carl Hickey:
[Holding his nose to stop the blood, Carl lifts his stocking foot up to Earl] It's gonna go again... Take off my other sock.

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