My Name Is Earl2005

Earl:
[slurring] We should go on a beer run. Are we okay to drive?

Randy:
I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car around the living room without crashing, then we're okay.

Earl:
Randy, that's a cat.

Randy:
We shouldn't drive.

[cut to Earl and Randy swerving back and forth on bicycles that were intended as Christmas presents for Joy's kids]

Earl:
[voiceover] That's when I realised we might be too drunk to drive, but, we weren't too drunk to pedal. Although I learned a valuable lesson that night: if you're gonna try to fly a bicycle you'd better make sure E.T. is sitting in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.