My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids2001

Director: Damon Wayans
My Wife and Kids is an American sitcom that ran on ABC from March 28, 2001 to May 17, 2005. The series was produced by Touchstone Television. It starred Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle, the patriarch of a semi-dysfunctional middle class African-America… more »



Michael Kyle, Jr.:
Mom, I broke my hand!

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Well go upstairs, put lotion on it, and rub it.

Michael Kyle, Jr.:
Oh boy, I actually get permission!

Michael Kyle:
She meant your hand, boy!

Michael Kyle, Jr.:
Oh...

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