My Wife and Kids

     

My Wife and Kids2001

Director: Damon Wayans
My Wife and Kids is an American sitcom that ran on ABC from March 28, 2001 to May 17, 2005. The series was produced by Touchstone Television. It starred Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle, the patriarch of a semi-dysfunctional middle class African-America… more »


[Michael has a black eye]

Michael Kyle:
This isn't funny Jay, what am i supposed to tell them at work?

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Tell 'em the truth, tell them your son *knocked* you out!

Michael Kyle:
I'd rather say you did it

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Oh, that's even better, see i had to lay down the law, he didn't respect his woman, when i say i want my diamonds, i want my diamonds now!

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