Mystery Science Theater 30001988

[Joel starts the show while Crow is in a cryogenic chamber]

Joel:
Hi, everybody. I'm Joel Robinson. Welcome to the... show. [notices Crow] Say, Tom. What's with the Crow-In-the-Box?

Tom Servo:
Oh, I'm just taking Crow's body temperature down to absolute zero!

Joel:
[shocked] Tom! If you do that, you'll cease all molecular activity! It'll cause a chain reaction that could destroy us all!

Tom Servo:
Yeah, that's how it played out in our scenario. Hey, wait a minute! That would be really stupid!

[Joel puts on thick gloves and opens the chamber]

Joel:
Hang on, Crow! I'm gotcha!

[Joel reaches into the chamber and bumps Crow's head. Crow shatters]

Tom Servo:
Good one, Joel.

Joel:
Oops. We'll be right back.

Tom Servo:
I'm not putting him back together either.