Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Tom Servo:
Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just tapped into earth's geneology records and discovered the cause of this simian holocaust. You see, virtually every single one of Mike's decendants married apes!

Mike Nelson:
Come on, all my grandkids?

Crow:
Yep.

Mike Nelson:
What about great grandchildren?

Crow:
Checking... yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise they all married great apes.

Tom Servo:
You can see why he's upset folks.

Crow:
Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson, probably a great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur... Yep! Your family liked its monkeys Mike!

Mike Nelson:
Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson, probably a great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur... Yep! Your family liked its monkeys Mike!

Crow:
Oh it was quite unusual... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H. Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh Ohhh... seems he kept an aye aye in an apartment downtown. Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty stuff. Here's a W.D. Nelson who married eight times... silverbacked gorilla, one two and three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married those four times before wedding a japanese snow monkey on a day before...

Mike Nelson:
OK, OK Crow, I think everyones heard enough. I think we all get the point.

Crow:
Mike I think I speak for all of us when I say... GOOD ONE NELSON!

Tom Servo:
I'm locking up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.