Mystery Science Theater 3000

     

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) is an American television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Alternaversal Productions, LLC. The show premiered on KTMA (now WUCW) in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 24, 1988. It later aire… more »


Joel:
Hello, sirs! Hey, great movie last week, huh? You know, I don't think a lot of people realize this, but it wasn't really a movie, it was just two Space 1999 segments edited together.

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Regardless of what it was, it put your ratings through the ceiling!

Dr. Forrester:
Even you could've beaten the Cincinnati Bengals, and I'm out fifty bucks!

Joel:
Hey, maybe they'll give me MVP!

Dr. Forrester:
Don't get cocky with me, you orbiting Wilfred Brimley wannabe!

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Joel, do the words oxygen deprivation mean anything to you? Look, if your ratings keep going up, we'll be forced to send you...

Joel:
Geez, you guys. Last week, the ratings were low and you got mad.

Dr. Forrester:
Hey, we're mad scientists. What do you expect? Larry, put in Humanoid Woman.

Joel:
MOVIE SIGN!

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