Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Dr. Forrester:
Hello, Joely-boy-toy! Is it true what they say about space?

Joel:
Uh, What's that, sir?

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
That no one can hear you laugh! [manically laughs]

Joel:
Uh, Happy New Year, doctors?

Dr. Forrester:
Don't "Happy New Year" me, you white-piece-of-trash-floating-in-the-vaccum-of-space. We just heard that the Russians have launched their own comedian into space and he is already pulling a four rating. [cut to video footage]

Russian Comedian:
[holds up hand] This is my friend, Bishi. Bishi, how are you? I am fine [Chuckle] How is your wife, Bishi? She is fine but her neck hurts [Puts down hand, chuckles some more] thank you so much...

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
...and he's a regular Gallager too! It's called "Very Incredible Movie Theater 4"!

Joel:
Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester, would it be too much to ask if you could let me and my friends know when we'll be getting out of space?

Dr. Forrester:
Sure, Joely-Poley. Were planning a show for you right now here on Earth !

Joel:
Really?

Dr. Forrester:
Yeah, booby. It's about... a guy and three robots and they're submerged deep in the Trans-Alantic trench, three miles under the ocean surface and we send him transmission after transmission of Jacques Custeau movies. [evil laugh]

Crow T. Robot:
What a couple of dick weeds!

Joel:
Hey Crow, hush up! Listen... thanks but no thanks doc, we'll get used being out here in space for a little more time.

Tom Servo:
Um, excuse me, uh, how long are you gonna keep going to send us those gosh darn Turtle movies?

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Don't "Gosh darn" me, you little snack headed piece of tin foil!You'll keep watching Gamera movies [Picks up a stack of tapes] untill we get through all these ! ha ha ha ha ha!