Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Pearl Forrester:
Okay, great. Art, uh, I have looked over your script.

Crow T. Robot:
Oh, good, uh... , Let me just say that I will not have this script tampered with!

Pearl Forrester:
And, clearly, there are some major script revisions needed.

Crow T. Robot:
Uh, sure, great, absolutely, fine, fine, whatever. And, uh, uh, um, uh, what kind of budget are we looking at here, uh, Pearl... Dr. Forrester? Heh.

Dr. Forrester:
Well, we could only get you about 30 million for the entire movie, so, how that shakes out is roughly, well ten percent for each of us, uh, ten percent for the company, insurance, uh...

Pearl Forrester:
Administration, holding fee, completion bonds.

Dr. Forrester:
So, we should be able to shoot you about eight hundred dollars for the entire movie.

Crow T. Robot:
What? Eight hundred from... from thirty mil... I can't do anything for eight hundred dollars! Come on!

Pearl Forrester:
Huh.

Dr. Forrester:
Hal Needham once said, "Give me a fire-bird and a delapidated building and I'll give you drama!"

Crow T. Robot:
Oh... eight hundred sounds fine... oh, okay! Alright, okay, okay, we're making a movie!

Mike Nelson:
Hey!

Crow T. Robot:
You guys are gonna be in my movie!

Mike Nelson:
Alright, yeah.

Pearl Forrester:
And the studio insists on Kevin Bacon.

Crow T. Robot:
Kevin Bacon? How we supposed to get Kevin Bacon? We can't afford him! How're we gonna get him up here?

Pearl Forrester:
Well, again guys, this is the big time.