Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Mike Nelson:
Hi, folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?

Crow:
Roger.

Tom Servo:
Ramjet.

Mike Nelson:
Fire extinguisher?

Tom Servo:
Empty.

Crow:
Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson:
Okay. Flare gun?

Tom Servo:
Did it.

Crow:
Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson:
First aid kit?

Tom Servo:
Used it to treat your flare burns.

Mike Nelson:
Right. Parachute?

Crow:
Gym class.

Mike Nelson:
Life vest?

Tom Servo:
Faulty.

Mike Nelson:
Ham radio?

Crow:
Mistook it for an actual ham.

Mike Nelson:
There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?

Tom Servo:
Yeah, the toaster over. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.

Mike Nelson:
Oh, OK, well then. We're dead. We'll be right back

Crow:
Come on, Mike, we're gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser.

Tom Servo:
Weeee.