Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Dr. Forrester:
This is our invention, Joel. Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank will now fulfill our destiny. The teasing jibes of classmates. The book-dumping after typing class. The shameful expulsion from Chess Club! These are only a...

TV's Frank:
Don't forget all the power sit-ups they made you do.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes, exactly. They will bow down be...

TV's Frank:
The revulsion, scorn, and rejection of all the pretty girls?

Dr. Forrester:
Yes, exactly. They shall pay for...

TV's Frank:
Sophomore year and the shameful shower incident?

Dr. Forrester:
Uh yes, thank you, Frank. The point is that we shall cleave into this puny planet. We will crack the Earth as though it were a China cup, sending entire continents plummeting into the unforgiving sea! Prepare yoursel...

Joel:
Hey, may I ask a stupid question? Why are you guys doing this?

Tom Servo:
Yeah, what do you get out of it?

TV's Frank:
Well, you know, it's kind of a weird, you know, sort of umm... "Omega Man" kind of thing?

Dr. Forrester:
No, no, it's more of a... duh... why don't you go on with your invention, Joel?