Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Joel:
Hey sirs, what's up?

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Our income if this new gig works out. Hehehe.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes. Larry and I have developed a new chain of fast food restaurants with very low overhead because we don't cook our food.

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
'Cause frying and broiling takes out alot of the nutrients.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes. Uh, if your body likes another body, why don't you try one of our burgers au naturale? It's uh, ripped from the bone to your plate in seconds. It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn. Haha. Uh, make with the lyrics, Larry.

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
[singing] If you're tired of the same old fare, you've got a friend in Clay and Lar. All our meat is guaranteed rare, 'cause we don't cook it!

Dr. Forrester:
You see, cooking takes out all the flavor.

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
If you're tired of cookin' at home, try our meat right off the bone. If you listen, you can hear it moan, because we don't cook it!

Dr. Forrester:
Stunned, killed right at your table, eviscerated, very fresh.

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Now, there's no need for you to drive through. Our fresh meat will walk out to you. You'll say hi, you'll say moo. It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn.

Dr. Forrester:
Fifteen locations to serve you, now in Altoona.